Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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