I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Who died my cat blue again?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I think people are normalizing furries
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