i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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