The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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