Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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