He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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