friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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