Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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