Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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