I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
tell me about the eggs
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