Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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