I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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