i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just high enough for therapy.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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