He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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