check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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