actually, I'm a sock model
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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