she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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