Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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