party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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i came on her dog
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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