all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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