I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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