I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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