Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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