Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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