Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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