i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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