I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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