it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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