omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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