i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
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I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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