her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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