who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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