Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Randomize
