If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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