Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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