He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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