your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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