Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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