She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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