David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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