Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We have started to decorate penises.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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