Where is the hickey?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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