Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize
