I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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