1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Watching her eat just hurts me
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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