i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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