We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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