Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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