The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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