he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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