people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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