so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
