Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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