Non-Jews are for practice
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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