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(913): View more from Kansas

I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture

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(860): View more from Connecticut

just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.

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(253): View more from Washington

Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....

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(732): View more from New Jersey

four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.

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(214): View more from Texas

Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy

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(517): View more from Michigan

I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!

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