I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I forget how to act sober
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