U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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