just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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