Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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