You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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