One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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