Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
