I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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