It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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